#Gag christmas gifts for men full#
#Gag christmas gifts for men free#

Wrap in brown paper and attach your own prescription or label. Actual gift is some Nestle Smarties (giant smarties if you can find them). 'Having trouble concentrating? Take some smart pills! Please see your teacher if symptoms persist'.

#Gag christmas gifts for men full#

Then cut a hole in all the central pages (leaving the covers intact) and hide a hip flask full of whisky in there. Go to a charity store and find a self help book about 'relaxation techniques', 'dealing with stress' or similar. Take or collect some photographs of men doing household chores, and put them in an album.Ĭut a bath sponge into the shape of a microphone, for that (annoying) family member who always sings in the shower.

If you're a guy looking for a good gift for your other half, then dress yourself up in an oversized gift box. Make sure your friend isn't too sensitive. Get a tin money box, and redecorate it with a label saying 'saving for therapy'. Instructions for 'give your husband one treat for putting down the toilet seat, two treats for putting his clothes in the basket, three treats for washing up, etc'. Wrap up some cookies in a box labelled 'husband training treats'. (There most be more pun-based gag gifts to make. You can do the same sort of thing for one card short of a full deck, a few peas short of a casserole, a sandwich short of a picnic, a few fries short of a happy meal, or one can short of a six pack. Wrap up a brick, and attach a little note saying that it's the perfect gift for someone who's 'one brick shy of a load'. String missing: hurricane, or thieves about Piece of string nailed to a block of wood. He's rich, he's sweet, and if he misbehaves then you can bite his head off!'. I know, because I found it in my yard'.Ī block of wood with instructions to (1) place on floor (2) walk around it twice and (3) check pulse, and take a break, you've done two laps around the block.Ī ribbon, a feather, and some loose straw in a bag.ĭo you know someone who's still looking for the perfect man? Wrap up aįor her with a little note saying 'I've found you the perfect man. Wrap it, with a note 'This is a yard stick. Put an acorn in a bag, with instructions to plant and cut down in 40 years or so and make some furniture.Ĭhoose a nice stick from your garden. One of the silliest homemade gag gifts I've found. Make sure you put a nice painting or photo on the front of the box, to get their hopes up. Wrap some batteries nicely, and include a little note saying 'toy not included' -) See physician if symptoms persist!'Ī twist on all those times as a kid when you opened a new toy and then found you couldn't use it because it had 'batteries not included'. Wrap some beans (baked or dry) nicely, with instructions to (1) Eat Beans (2) Wait one hour and (3) Fill Bath and (4) Enjoy your natural bubble bath!īubble wrap. The ones below are the sort of 'all rounder' gag gifts to make for any occasion that didn't fit into any single category. Homemade gag gifts page, where I've organized gag gifts into specific categories.

#Gag christmas gifts for men free#

So they're great as emergency gifts, and they're pretty much free to make.īy the way, if you're looking for gag gifts ideas for a specific occasion (Christmas, 50th birthday, retirement etc) then take a peek at my These gag gift crafts are really versatile, and most of them can be made with things you have lying around the house. Welcome to my page of gag gifts to make for any occasion! I hope you have a good chuckle from these ideas like I did when I collected them.